Chalk tables && Pink Lemonade

and every moment that followed
dundermifflinscranton:

calikalie:

PAM: [after an awkward silence] Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom? JIM: [in a low voice] What? JERRY: Seriously, you told her? JIM: Did it? I-it might have come up while we were waiting for you. JERRY: And you thought that might have something to do with how the meeting is going. JIM: No. PAM: Maybe because it doesn’t seem to be going super well. JERRY: Well, you didn’t consider the fact that it might not be going super well because it might not be going super well? PAM: Nope. Because we’re really nice people, but you don’t seem to like us. JERRY: I’m being perfectly pleasant. Did you ever consider you might not be as charming as you think you are? JIM: [sarcastic laugh] This coming from the guy who uses a children’s toilet? [pause] Why didn’t you just lock the door, man? JERRY: It doesn’t lock for the children’s safety. JIM: Anybody could’ve walked in. JERRY: Story time.
The Office, 6x14 Sabre

dundermifflinscranton:

calikalie:

PAM: [after an awkward silence] Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom?
JIM: [in a low voice] What?
JERRY: Seriously, you told her?
JIM: Did it? I-it might have come up while we were waiting for you.
JERRY: And you thought that might have something to do with how the meeting is going.
JIM: No.
PAM: Maybe because it doesn’t seem to be going super well.
JERRY: Well, you didn’t consider the fact that it might not be going super well because it might not be going super well?
PAM: Nope. Because we’re really nice people, but you don’t seem to like us.
JERRY: I’m being perfectly pleasant. Did you ever consider you might not be as charming as you think you are?
JIM: [sarcastic laugh] This coming from the guy who uses a children’s toilet? [pause] Why didn’t you just lock the door, man?
JERRY: It doesn’t lock for the children’s safety.
JIM: Anybody could’ve walked in.
JERRY: Story time.

The Office, 6x14 Sabre

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